Helpful Husband Tip #1

21 12 2009

Here is a helpful tip that all husbands need to know.  If your wife is holding a scalding hot open container of cocoa that she has already commented on how scalding hot it is and then proceeds to spill some of the scalding hot contents of said cocoa onto herself, do not and I repeat DO NOT rip the shirt off your body and throw it at her.  More likely than not, your aim will not be true and you will end up spilling more of the scalding hot cocoa onto the already burned wife.  While the chivalrous sentiment is appreciated (like throwing your coat down over a puddle so your lovely lady’s shoes don’t get wet), the reality is this will only end up turning a simple first degree burn into a second and possibly even third degree burn in no time flat.