Bingo Balls

10 12 2009

Bingo Balls (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall and waiting here to play

Sitting in your chair, arranging all your cards
Fluff the troll doll’s hair, shake your dauber hard
Take a look around, all you see is grey
You don’t really care because you hear the caller say

Oh, Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play

The bingo hall is full of characters galore
Right across from you, another Bingo Whore
Eight troll dolls lined up, to bring the player luck,
Rolling storage set aside for lucky charms to tuck

Oh, Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play

You’re squirming in your seat, the greys get quite upset
You start to laugh too loud, you’re eyeballs are all wet
Why are they sedate? Why must we all behave?
It’s probably because they’ve all got one foot in the grave

Oh, Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play

B9 comes up first, then G52,
If you win this pot, whatever will you do?
I16 is called, you only need one more
The free space is your friend, where is O64?

Oh, Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in a Bingo hall, waiting here to play

Your mouth starts to get dry, you sit straight in your chair
With each number called, you’re pulling out your hair
You only need one more, why can’t they say it now?
You don’t think you can wait, sweat rises up upon your brow

Oh, Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in the Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in the Bingo hall, waiting here to play

Regular I get, diagonal or two
Four corners are OK, a picture frame is too
But when they start to get, creative in their games
I get confused and stumble to keep up and call them names

Oh, Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in the Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in the Bingo hall, waiting here to play

We’re getting towards the end, you haven’t won a pot
The giggling’s all gone, you’re giving all you’ve got
Blackout is the game, you only need B5
What did the caller say?  You’ve just won the grand prize!

Oh, Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in the Bingo hall, waiting here to play
Bingo Balls, Bingo Balls, Bingo all the way
Sitting in the Bingo hall, waiting here to play

B.W.

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